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So, these are just some of the funniest pick up lines that you will hear men say. You should know that there are also pick up lines that are used by women! You should not think that only men try to get women in funny ways. The women who like to be on ‘the prowl’ for men will usually find their own pick up lines that they will use. Some women might use this pick up line: ‘Stunning, athletic, smart, available and can cook!’ at which point the man would say ‘But I can’t cook’ and the women will reply ‘I wasn’t talking about you’. Such a pick up line can get a small laugh from the guy but will surely do its job perfectly. If you are a woman then you should really try out this pick up line! Nobody said that only guys could use funny pick up lines!